Northern Sold
12:24 Fri Feb 1
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ironsofcanada 12:17 Fri Feb 1
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Sold
Do you ever tell a joke once?
It's not a joke ... it's a true story... It might pass for a joke in canada... but not here.... I'm here to help...
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boltkunt
12:29 Fri Feb 1
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Sold is about as interesting as Norwaytipzzzzz
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ironsofcanada
12:34 Fri Feb 1
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Sold
It was just a question, mate.
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lowermarshhammer
12:37 Fri Feb 1
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Fucks sake gentlemen.
Bitching over nothing.
Point of this was to furnish me with tales of costly female fuck ups.to cheer me up.
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Grumpster
12:50 Fri Feb 1
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Considering over the past 30 years I've spent about 100k on West Ham and 150k on alcohol, I think there's only one daft cunt in our household!
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pulhampete
12:54 Fri Feb 1
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My ex's best friend used to be the PA for one of the directors at Norwich City FC ( we live in Norfolk) and occasionally she would get free tickets for games and give them to us so me and our boy could go.. The tickets weren't for corporate seats, just normal seats in the Barclay end.
One time we had tickets to watch Millwall, it was a cold day and my ex wanted to make sure our boy was wrapped up warm, he was about 6 at the time. She couldn't understand why wearing a West Ham woolly hat wasn't a good idea...sitting amongst Norwich fans...whilst walking to the stadium with the unwashed.
One of the many reasons she is now my ex.
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zico
1:11 Fri Feb 1
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Also with an ex many years ago we watched Groundhog Day for the first time. I loved it but the ex said she didn't like it because it was a bit repetitive innocently totally misunderstanding that the premise was exactly that!!!
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Darby_
1:12 Fri Feb 1
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"Point of this was to furnish me with tales of costly female fuck ups.to cheer me up"
The point of WHO is to entertain ourselves by having a pop at each other. No one gives a shit about your wife.
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BRANDED
1:13 Fri Feb 1
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Marrying you cunts?
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ChillTheKeel
1:14 Fri Feb 1
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HAHA
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BubblesCyprus
1:22 Fri Feb 1
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Making a very traditional English meal from a recipe book and announcing to friends we are having ''Frog in the what's it '' for supper.
Not eaten Toad in the hole since.
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munkyfunk
2:01 Fri Feb 1
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Helping my lad with he’s solar system homework.
The wife pipes up what’s that big orange planet, after pissing ourselves my lad and I explained it was the sun.
I then told her the planet with the ring around it was called cybertron and that where the transformers come from.
Her reply was “is it”
Spent30minutes picking myself up off the floor.
Also sent her to Fairfield halls Croydon to buy hawkwind tickets.
She asked the seller for tickets to jimi Hendrix.
She said he pissed himself for about five minutes.
She can cook though...
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boltkunt
2:02 Fri Feb 1
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West Ham were playing Everton last year, and she asked if Everton were in Spain.
She's a keeper my wife.
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Troy McClure
2:07 Fri Feb 1
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Does she wear a green jersey with 1 on the back Bolty son?
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Hermit Road
2:12 Fri Feb 1
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lowermarshhammer 12:37 Fri Feb 1
There has never in the history of WHO been a topic that couldn’t be turned into a row. 9/11 came close but even that succumbed eventually.
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ironsofcanada
2:32 Fri Feb 1
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Hermit
It's also Friday.
All the getting olders looking for a proxy row online because we won't be out tonight having a real one.
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Mace66
2:47 Fri Feb 1
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My mrs went into work one day and announced to her colleagues how she'd just seen a family of hedgehogs ' walking ' like it was some sort of 8th wonder of the world
Probably the only person in the world who thought the little fuckers are legless and roll their way around
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NigelKhazi
2:49 Fri Feb 1
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Had a new carpet for 2 days...
Rather than take the fitted sheet off the bed and iron using an ironing board she thought it would be sensible to iron the fitted sheet on the bed.
She plugged the iron in and it toppled over without her noticing.
Resulting in a nice iron shape on the new carpet!
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ironsofcanada
2:56 Fri Feb 1
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Mace66
I mean, if you can't trust video games for animal biology, what is this world coming to.
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Gentile
2:59 Fri Feb 1
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Thought Munich was a country.
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Nurse Ratched
3:04 Fri Feb 1
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I had always assumed the reason men don't like me is because I am below average looking and have a toxic personality.
But it transpires that men like stupid women, so this is the reason I am single.
Cheers, fuckers! I feel much better now.
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